对话   ( 中国台湾：尹能静)

        我想说话，

        他说你别说；

        我说我想说话，

        他说你们戏子说话无知；

        我说，我想说我想说的话，

        他说你读错过字所以你想说的话也是错的；

        我说我一定要说我要说的，

        他终于气急败坏地拿出五毛给我，说

        你一定要说就照我说的说吧！

Calm-talk   Ying neng jing）

I want to talk…

 He says you stop;

 I say I want to speak…

 He says you have played cheaply so far so your saying is nonsense to me …;

 I say, I want to say what I want to say’

 He says you’d misread a word before so what you want to say

Is certainly in the wrong;

I say I have to say what I must say,

He who fished out 50 cents from his pocket at length，

And holding it in air, very agilely says to me

Make sure what you “must to say” is copied from what I say… 

I say: one day they will erect a statue to him.

He says who?

Translation from the Chinese by jinsheng